shout outs to ppl who actually take selfies in public. i don’t know why we mock them, that’s a level of confidence and not giving a fuck that i want to achieve one day
do u ever just meet someone and KNOW they have a tumblr with a long ass superwholock url & their blog title is something like “welcome to my twisted mind”
the first time you hit post limit is like losing your tumblr virginity
i talk to myself every single day and bitch me and myself be having some fiyah ass conversations! wooooo!
*sucks guys dick*
*dies of nut allergy*
did you know that proteins in brazil nuts can be transmitted sexually so if someone had an allergy and the guy had eaten brazil nuts then they could literally suck dick and die of a nut allergy
now I do
when ur headphone is slowly slipping out of your ea r and you just think no„ my love…, r eturn
"oh my god you’re drawing his crotch, you pervert!"
THERE’S NOTHING WRONG IN HUMAN BODY
I’M NOT EVEN SEXUALIZING IT
YOU’RE SEXUALIZING IT
LET. ME. DRAW
same thing with boobs like seriously “haha what is THAT?” stfu u know what it is its a fucking boob and they are a part of anatomy. im not going to exclude the boob just to make you comfortable. ur an immature dick. leave .